A couple of weeks back we had new gates installed at the maintenance yard. The gates we had were perfectly fine, but we moved them to the NW end of the maintenance yard so we could cut out traffic from both ends of the yard and reduce any security vulnerabilities. From the main entry side of the yard we installed gates with green slats. They look fantastic and someone made a comment about them being the new pearly gates. As nice as they may be, if these are the gates that great me on my way to my final resting place, I'm going to be really pissed. I am expecting automatic entry with gold or silver plated gates and someone welcoming me. Anything but a yard gate!
